Thursday, May 28, 2009

Senators Jamby, Jinggoy, and Bong bring in the Hayden-Katrina circus

It was a circus.


First, former Pagsanjan Mayor and ex-policeman Abner Afuang poured water on Dr. Hayden Kho. Senator Jamby Madrigal asked 'Seargent'
Balajadia to arrest him.

Upon his arrest, Afuang was asked why he poured water on Kho and Afuang replied that he was a former policeman who also had a daughter.

What?!


The whole hearing was supposedly held in aid of legislation, but some questions tended to confound me.

Senator Jamby

-- Saan mo tinago ang camera? (Hayden Kho answered: Hindi ko po tinago. Nasa tabi ng TV. We were both high on drugs.)

-- Bakit ayaw mong makipag closed door session nang tayong dalawa lang -- esteh, kasama pala natin ang ibang senators... (She really didn't say that, but then again, wouldn't that have been more interesting?)

-- -- --

Senator Estrada

-- Ano ang ibig sabihin ng jologs?

-- Anong
feeling mo nung naka-drugs ka? Apparently hindi umepekto sa iyo ang drugs kasi nakapag-perform ka.

-- Kho: ecstasy affects behaviour po.
Jinggoy: so pano ka nagbehave?

-- Sa totoo lang, di ko pa napapanood. (In reference to whether he has seen the Hayden-Katrina sex tapes.)
-- -- --

Senator Bong

-- Ano ang nararamdaman mo na kaharap mo ngayon si Katrina? Ang babaeng pinagsamantalahan mo at
binaboy ang pagkatao? Hah! Magsalita ka!!! (Oh well, not exactly like that but you have to admit, it would have sounded better.)

-- Kayo pa ba ni Doctora Vicky Belo?

-- Paano mo in-upload ang video sa laptop?
Other quotable quotes could be:
Hayden Kho
-- Sometimes the lure of sex is even stronger.
-- Katrina influenced me to take Ecstacy.
Katrina Halili
-- It is not true I gave him drugs. Matagal na nya akong crush. Meron daw syang jologs notebook ko.
-- Pinaikot-ikot niya ako. (Whether she was referring to their sex acts or not, I am not too sure.)
-- may doctor-patient relationship po kami.
-- Mayroon na pala siyang ginagawang pelikula. Imbes na duktor, dapat director siya.

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