What if Corona Impeachment Defense Lawyer Serafin Cuevas had HAIR?

I personally don't buy the crock of shit that former Chief Justice Serafin Cuevas ain't getting
for defending current Chief Justice Renato Corona.  With all the money he should be getting,
I suspect that he'll be able to get a wig or have hair plugs installed.

I've always wondered, "What if Serafin Cuevas had hair?"  And thanks to some crazy arse with photo-editing skill, now I know and I cannot say that I love the image that is now forever burned into my brain.